Porta b-day (a portable bidet)
If you poop or pee
(and I know you do)
rinse your ass,
nature's way
simply clean water

U fill
U empty
U fill
No gimmicks,
no gadgets, no batteries,
Just a good strong, pliable, washable, durable,
inexpensive non PET plastic bottle with
pull-top closeable washable cap.

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